captain sassy.

sharrylei fernandez.
aloha state.
sleep till you're hungry, eat till you're sleepy.

waytoostrongforwaytoolong:

deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?

(Source: buckyfrost, via katyoster)

britishprostitute:

britishprostitute:

i love riding d*cks

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samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

(Source: tomdefaggot, via stop)

  • 50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
  • Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."

jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

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