captain sassy.

sharrylei fernandez.
aloha state.
sleep till you're hungry, eat till you're sleepy.

absoluteshiiit:

I’m really boring if I’m not comfortable with you

(via bastille)

parenting tip
28. May 2015

idiopathicsmile:

if you want to avoid the world’s aggressive gendering of your infant, consider skipping the pink dresses or blue coveralls in favor of dressing your baby solely in tiny halloween costumes

strangers on the sidewalk: aww, is it a boy or a girl?

you: uh…it’s pretty clearly a DINOSAUR

(via katyoster)

beforerains:

No offense but when is someone gonna put as much effort into a friendship as me :)))))

(via fag)

if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock

(via paprika)

  • me: *tryin to carry a bunch of stuff*
  • parent: u can make more than one trip-
  • me: NO
  • me: U DON'T UNDERSTAND
  • me: THIS ISN'T ABOUT CARRYING THINGS
  • me: THIS IS ABOUT HONOR
  • parent: stop being ridiculous just-
  • me: HONOR

spookyjim1975:

me in any situation

(via niallsblckgirlfriend)

  • me at the end of every Teen Wolf Season: wow what a horrible season that was I'm guessing this is the end of Teen Wolf lmao
  • Me at the start of every Teen Wolf Season: IT'S LIT!!!!! TIME FOR MY ASS TO GET FUCKED I MISS YOU ALLISON!